Monday, May 26, 2008

Announcing the Ophoenix SL Ministry of Lag and Latency (SLag):

Hello, Lag or Latency got you down? Which is it, and how do you figure out how to make it go away? We’re coining a new term, SLag, which means anything that slows down the performance of your computer and decreases your satisfaction with Second Life.

And friends, I’m here to announce the opening of the Ophoenix Second Life Ministry of Lag and Latency! Is your avatar tired, rundown, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems lies in this little ministry. Ministry of Lag and Latency; just contact us at MinistryOfSLag@ophoenix.org and we’ll arrange a consultation to fix your lagginess. So why don’t you join the thousands (hah!) of happy peppy people and help eliminate SLag from two universes! This service is free to all members of the Nonprofit Commons.

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